To Whom it May Concern,

The whiny 3 year old in my bed watching He-man and She-ra better be back to her normal happy self tomorrow morning. I will only accept this unexplained whiny, sobbing, mess of a child I've had for the last 3 days if she is an angel on the air plane tomorrow, I require no fighting of the seat belt or tantrums about wearing it that involve biting hitting and ear shattering screams. If my demands are not met I will be seeing who ever is in charge and we will be getting our old personality back, you will reinstall it for free and so help me if she malfunctions again I may have to seek a refund.

Thanks